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Anon's gastric emergency (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago (3 children)

He needs a doctor, and fast. Best case scenario it is ulcerative collitis. Worst case he is getting an MRI of his brain and brainstem to find out it is a central tumor and will only be getting worse.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doctor Google concurs : it's cancer.

[–] tom_was_taken@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, it’s never lupus, so…

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Are we sure it's not lupus though?

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's likely UC. Symptoms fit.

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, colon/anal cancer will do this as well.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Seems a bit dramatic. Could be as simple as lactose intolerance, or IBS, or something like Celiac disease.