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Anon's gastric emergency (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anon is living in the Middle Ages, 30s now is prime of your life, shit doesn’t get loose like that till you’re 80s+

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Maybe. Need to not eat like shit, or drink heavily. If you're genetics are bad, you might need to exercise regularly too.