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So, why do these child abusers even want to see a doctor when they don’t believe in medicine?
"Can anyone recommend a local shaman...?" would've been more like it.
I went to see the doctor
He said, "You're pretty sick
You got some real bad habits
You'd better stop right quick"
I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news
Don't know what I'm gonna do"
Doctor, there's nothin' wrong with me
Doctor, doctor, can't you see?
Doctor, I ain't gonna die
Just write me an alibi
I went to see a shaman
He said, "You'll be alright
Just keep doin' what you love
Every single night"
I said, "That's what I need to hear"
Took away my childish fears
Doctor, you're a stand up guy
Doctor, doctor, my, oh my
Doctor, you're the one for me
That's the mojo that I need
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZTNJQQfDz8
Most likely trying to get documentation for their kids so they can go get sick at school.
Yuk
It's the "fine people on both sides" mentality applied to medicine