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I'm not fucking around. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Where I lived, all your trash needs to be in a trash bag. There isn't some big truck that drives around, picking up the whole trashcan and dumping it in the back. It's literally just a guy in a golf cart who takes everything out of the bin by hand and tosses it on a trailer. If it's not in a trash bag he won't take it. If the trash bag is broken he won't take it. So if some lazy shit head is too fucking delicate to carry their dog's shit long enough to dispose of it properly, and instead toss it into my bin, it stays there and becomes my problem.

Fuck you for owning a dog if you can't be bothered to clean up after it.