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I'm not fucking around. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you dumb on top of being an asshole? How on earth would garbage collection take the garbage if I lock the bin and hide it away?

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

… you unlock it when you wheel it to the curb for pickup.

You call me dumb and you couldn’t think of this simple and very easy solution…?

[–] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you unlock it and wheel it to the curb, it's not protected anymore. Now assholes have access to it. They can dump dog shit even after the trash has been emptied on the trash day.