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Jesus was a socialist. Maybe they should switch religions
Also, he wasn't white. Which I know really offends their sensibilities.
Jewish too.
And he spent his personal time hanging with twelve of his favorite homies.
See and this is how I know it's all bullshit, what man in his mid to late thirties still has twelve friends? I've never even had twelve friends at the same time before.