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Meme transcription:

Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??”

Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!”

Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Used to do outsourced IT for a lot of different companies including some large law firms.

Literally had one asshole lawyer put in tickets every time which consisted of something like:

"There's something wrong on my computer. I'll be away from my desk from 6:22 to 6:27, have it fixed by the time I get back."

Queue nothing getting fixed and this removed trying to leverage that as a reason why their law firm of 250 people didn't need IT services.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the reasons I moved on from IT operations. Management considers your department to be nothing more than a cost center and then goes all surprised Pikachu face when they take an axe to the IT budget and then everything inevitably goes to shit.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don't mind me asking, where did u end up after leaving IT?

Software engineering. I was actually surprised at how few people I've met in software engineering that originally came from IT. It can be an advantage because a lot of newbies in the field have no idea how infrastructure works at the enterprise level.

I was in IT Ops for 12 years and made it to the Director level. The further up the ladder you go, the less you work with technology and the more your ability to deal with corporate politics and leadership skills matters. I actually didn't mind that part. I enjoyed helping my team grow and develop their skills. Changing jobs at that level often means packing up and moving halfway across the country. That was especially true before the pandemic. I came really close to doing that. Then the pandemic hit and the company I was negotiating with suspended all hiring. I was actually relieved. Honestly, I didn't want to move my family halfway across the country. That's when I decided my career in IT was coming to a close.

Software engineering isn't for everyone. To excel at it, you gotta understand that it really is an engineering discipline. It's relentless problem solving. It pays well when you get to a certain level but the attrition level early on is fairly high because people get into it thinking it's easy money not realizing that 2 out of 3 projects they'll be assigned to is just being thrown into some dumpster fire of a code base, that someone else set ablaze, and expected to make something of it. Half the time management doesn't even know what they want the app it to do so in that respect it's not that different from IT Ops.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a list somewhere of what words end up being "removed" or is it just kind of a case by case thing on lemmy.ml? Always wonder what the person said.

[–] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Would like to know too. Also a way to turn it off.