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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I don't get US spelling of "meter" for the metric system they don't even use. My car dashboard is two meters wide. Speedometer and tachometer. It's probably about half a metre wide.

I dunno what a kilometer would be. A device that can measure anything in thousands of something; weight, volume, speed, etc.

"The scale says you weigh 0.07 metric tonnes."

"Oh my god, I'm so fat."

"No, that's only 70kg, it's this stupid kilometer. Makes everything seem bigger than it is."

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago (13 children)

*opens a german dictionary*
*it says „Meter“*
*shrugs*

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Now that you have it open, could you find a funny compound noun or two? I love those!

[–] rob64@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung? That's my personal favorite, though it lacks umlauts.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm guessing that means speed limit? Nice 😂

[–] rob64@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay I'm curious. With Danish being a Germanic language, how much are you benefiting from cognates and the like when making your guesses?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some. Danish isn't as closely related to German as it is to Norwegian or Swedish, but there are a lot of similarities such as similar words. Danmark is mostly an even weirder than Dutch combination of German and English 😁

[–] rob64@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weirder than Dutch? I do not believe this.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I know it's a tall order but I'm pretty sure it's true. Danish is a really weird language 😄

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