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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
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[โ€“] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 101 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Instantly granted all programming knowledge

"Well what the... God damnit! Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Fucking JavaScript architects!"

[โ€“] orrefailaT@programming.dev 14 points 10 months ago

Every npm package gets downloaded into your brain, immediately collapses into a black hole

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