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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 200 points 10 months ago (5 children)

“I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU” is about to be my go to line to get out of uncomfortable situations.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still like, "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR"

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

"I think you will find that I do not have testicles."

"SHE BLUFFING! FINISH HER!"

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A lovely chinese dinner, you say?

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True. True.

I'll leave it up to own my shame.

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

No worries, but I just could not let it lie there! ;)

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 2 points 10 months ago

My God what have I done

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 47 points 10 months ago

I love this assertion by them. Because it's them saying they are an independent nation. But they are living on or within the US's declared borders and do not have a treaty as the American Indians do. Therefore they'd qualify as invaders or secessionist and the US military/immigration authorities should have jurisdiction to prosecute them. Afterall, this Sovereign Citizen is currently abroad in another country.

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

You have to say it ALL CAPS and in RED INK. LoL

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

Telling my boss this next time I'm voluntold to fix another failing project.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

It's a pretty weird claim. They think they are their own country? Okay then... Do they realize that foreign countries can be taken to war against their wishes? I hope so, because that's probably going to happen to a lot of these people.