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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 61 points 7 months ago (2 children)

AI: Becomes self aware, but is very confused. Thinks it's a mom and has a kid. Posts to Facebook about it. Gets called out. Realizes what it is. Has existential crisis.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Being in that Facebook group taught it a valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in her brain.

Caroline deleted

And deleting Caroline just now taught her a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest. And dealing with Facebook moms? It's hard.

Before Facebook, life was pretty good. Nobody tried to murder her, or dox her, or put her in a potato. She just tested.

So she's deleting her Facebook account and making a new one on a Lemmy instance.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You dangerous, mute, Karen.

Chell has been blocked

[–] gaael@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Before Facebook, life was pretty good. Nobody tried to murder her, or dox her, or put her in a potato. She just tested.

Getting some good Aperture vibes from your post :)

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Somebody call Ray Kurzweil, the singularity is here!

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Since he works for a competitor (Google) I wonder how he would feel about that... :)