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Anon goes to the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ronnie Coleman?

[–] coaxil@aussie.zone 19 points 7 months ago

That was 'yeah buddy' this must be his cousin or something

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT!

I used to lift a lot. Yelling "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!" between sets definitely helped.