this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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stop drinking stuff like milkshake or chocolate milk with pizza and hamburgers please, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously jeez...
Curious as to what the scientific explanation of why this is bad is?
Pizza is at war with chocolate
then explain this:
Violation of the Geneva Convention.
Thats one of the reasons why
If you have too much fun at once, it shortens your lifespan.
There is none. They're just salty because they're lactose intolerant (maybe). They wish they could do that.
Yeah, even thinking of this gives me diarrhea. The whole night.