Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays Balatro (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 5 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always like to imagine these are real and a 4channer posts their real experience.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Same. Thinking if a greentext is real or not beats the experience to it. If it isn't the most absurd thing, probably happened to somebody, maybe not anon. If it is an absurd thing, it could've happened to somebody. Ffs, my brother shit himself while driving last week, and there's probably a greentext about a guy with food intoxication that tried to go home and shat himself while driving.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Omg, I almost had the same thing happening to me a few weeks ago!