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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon fucks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 82 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hol'upaminnitt. Lucy stops the panic attack and delivers the tasties, and they're still the baddie? Anon is one ungrateful gumby.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Satan is cool and understanding. He was God's bitch once as well.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

God just claims you have free will. Satan is the one that actually fights for it

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Ever heard of a Faustian Bargain? If the bible was written today, Stan would be taking requests through Amazon