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[–] rayneokay@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] crossal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Videos are not loading for me on mobile

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Wait, he took pictures of that seal but didn't name it and keep it forever and cuddle it while he slept?!

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Aww, it's adorable!

[–] babayacotono@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I honestly thought it was the singer first.

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That certainly puts a different, scarier spin on the headline.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I knew that Kiss From a Rose was about doing cocaine.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Sounds like what a side character would read in the news when the protagonist is trying to keep their aquaman moonlighting secret.

[–] Rubezahl@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until the last sentence I thought this was about the erratic behavior of Seal, a singer known for his song "Kiss from a Rose" from the motion picture movie Batman and Robin.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does song implies that Batman was kissed by Robin? I have never watched the piece.

[–] Rubezahl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The romantic nature of Batman and Robin's relationship is heavily implied throughout the movie, although we never see them perform acts of affection such as "smoochin", "gropin", "tongue kissin", "hand holdin", "sword fightin", or "butt stuff". It was, nonetheless, the fist ever movie to show a superhero in a committed same-sex relationship.

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

The "fist ever" movie, huh.

[–] luthis 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This was in Mount Maunganui. Which can be translated as Mount Big Mountain.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Big brain time

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Say you, native, by what name do you call that mountain?"

Translated from English:

"Blah blah blah blah?" [Points at the big mountain]

[–] luthis 2 points 1 year ago

Yep. It's kind of like Loch Ness Lake which can be translated as Lake Ness Lake.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I compare it to a kiss from a rose on the gray…sofa.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

🎶 Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya~🎶

[–] WhipTheLlama@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think getting seals out of your home is part of marine biologist training. He might be better-equipped to identify the species of seal and lecture on its mating habits.

They get out through the door like yourself idiot human

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] IamSparticles@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Like a whirlpool or something