THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
YMMEL!?
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
SHAKE IT, BABY!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
I'M A COFFEE ACHIEVER, SAM!
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
THE UNIVERSE IS, AND WE ARE
Really changes the tone...
IโM JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
SILOS NEEDED