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Butterfly the breast to halve its thickness. Slice it into strips about 1 inch wide lengthwise. You should get as many as 8 long strips per breast

Make a marinade of 2 parts buttermilk to one part pickle juice from a jar of dill pickles. Feel free to add a few shakes of chili, paprika and garlic powder. Marinate the breasts like 2 hours, or overnight.

For the dredge you can use any of plain flour, cornmeal, breadcrumbs (plain!), crushed up cornflake cereal, crushed up rice flake cereal. 2-3 cups. Add salt, black pepper, chili, paprika, garlic powder and a small handful of Parmesan cheese from the green can. Some oregano flakes wouldn't kill you either. Dump it all into a big bowl or a tray, and combine with a fork or whisk.

Get a heavy pot and a quart or two of neutral oil: vegetable, peanut, corn or avocado. Don't use olive oil. Add it to the pit and gently raise heat. Use a thermometer, and get it to about 365°F.

Lay out a clean tray with a rack. Take individual pieces of chicken from the marinade, shake off excess, and cover it in the dredge mix. Move it to the rack to "tack up" for a few minutes. If it seems too wet, dredge it again.

When you have all the tenders dredged, take about 6 of them and lay them gently into the oil away from you so you don't splash yourself with hot oil. Fry them 5 minutes or so til the crust sets up light brown and crispy. Gently move them back to the rack. Let the oil come back up to 365 and repeat for the remaining pieces. If the oil doesnt completely cover the pieces splash hot oil over with a spoon ("baste"), or gently turn with tongs

When all the chicken is fried, raise the heat up to 385. Carefully return all of the chicken pieces to the fryer for 2-3 minutes until golden brown. Remove pieces to a paper towel lined plate and shake a little salt over top to taste.

I absorbed this from Cooks Illustrated, years ago: unless you're deep frying your chicken, the best option is to start in shallow oil to brown the coating, then finish in the oven to cook the meat.

It's very difficult to shallow-fry chicken.

brine chicken breast in buttermilk,

bread with flour,

then beaten egg,

then panko,

put in 350f oil,

take out when brown,

if not at 165f, finish in the oven.

no recipe. needed fam.

If you're using chicken breast, I recommend tenderizing it with a meat mallet so the breast isn't thicker than a half inch. These cook stupid quick and always come out perfect. I make em now out of seitan but they taste close enough for me and i can fool people if its in a sandwich.

I just did some drumsticks last night.

before you start, make sure you have a tin can or glass jar for oil disposal.

soak your meat in buttermilk for several hours. shake with heavily seasoned flour. <- this is where your "recipe" will come in. Salt, pepper, whatever kind of herb mix you like. allow to rest for a while so the flour sticks. preheat oven to 350°F in a large frypan put in enough oil for about an inch of depth. don't use olive oil. vegetable oil is fine, others will give a different taste. other common ones are peanut oil and crisco shortening. heat the oil over medium-high until it is around 375°F fry chicken in batches until brown. turning pieces after 3 or 4 minutes when the pieces are brown all over, put each on a rack over a sheet pan (or just a sheet pan with foil or parchment paper) bake chicken until done to 165°F, maybe 20 minutes

you can also do "oven-fried" which isn't quite the same, but gives good results without the mess of the oil.

Commenting to see what answers you get. I tried many times to make fried chicken. Only thing I can do so with success is drumsticks. Every recipe and YouTube video I followed not worked. Breast, theighs I get either crispy outside but under cook inside. To get it cooked to eatable temp always burns the breading. Don't know what to do myself to cook perfect fried chicken but love to know.

If you’re open to something a little different, Japanese fried chicken is awesome and very simple to make. This recipe works well for me.

I trust Julia @ America's Test Kitchen with my life:

https://youtu.be/doGe2U-0rSg

Another thank you to all the comments. I apologize for the lack of photos, I got shitfaced instead. BUT TONIGHT, IN 12ISH HOURS, I will have delicious fried chicken in my camera roll to post here and then it will perish in my stomach, and I will remain.

And I’ll say, “yum.” With so much passion, and nobody will care. I mean… I will. NEVER DISCOUNT YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE, it leads to darkness not worth visiting.

I apologize. And at the same time, I am very mad. I’ll digest that in my dreams, though, probably. But I scream it here anyways, politely? Love me? Oops

I’m at the grocery store please

This seems like a repost - sure I've read this exact post before.

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