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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] peeteer@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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a hungry dog in the streets in my ass

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

somwhere I belong .... in my ass

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago

Tubular bells part I in my ass

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Emptiness Machine in my ass

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

The kind of love we make in my ass

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Le Risque in my ass

[–] shadowbroker@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Sweet Caroline in my ass

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

The Suffering in my Ass or Jaws in my ass, can't remember which one it was

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Adapter in my ass 😭

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Pumped up kicks in my ass

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

probably TMIWhich is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino's for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.

[–] Saracha@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Embrace the rot in my ass

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

Wait and Bleed in my ass.

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lifeless lemonade in my ass

The Hammer and the Anvil in my ass

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Share your love with me in my ass

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Biobaron@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Imperial March in my ass

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I think I might need to roll for anal circumference

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just like fire in my ass

See you again in my ass

This is what you came for in my ass

Cinderella's dead in my ass

Bury a friend in my ass

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

SOULSUCKER in my ass.

Ummm.

[–] wololo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flowers never bend in my ass

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Shock The Monkey In My Ass.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Between two points in my ass

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Karl Marx in my ass

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ashamed, of being born, in my ass

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am gonna claw (out your eyes and drown you to death) in my ass

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[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Act II: Can't go back in my ass.

[–] Drint@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Psycho Crazy

[–] Tab981@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

When a demon defiles a witch in my ass

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Here's to the Losers in my ass

[–] B312@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Under Cover of Night in my ass

[–] GalacticTaterTot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Angel of death in my ass

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Thoughts & Prayers in my ass

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The Yawning Abyss of Madness in my ass

[–] yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

20 min in my ass

Lil Uzi - 20 min

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