I don't care if it's fake, it's funny in a cartoon violence kinda way.
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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Putting beans in the green texts now smh
beantexting in 2019
Beans and greens
Maybe he's the bean boy all grown up.
Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from the store.
Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.
This is why beans on toast is a thing.
Moment le Florida Man
Fake: Anon doesn't have a dad
Gay : Anon didn't hit~on~ a woman
Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?
In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can't talk about it or else I'm gonna start crying.
Beans are sad emergency food.
If I'm in a situation where beans are necessary, I'm awfully desperate and out of options.
Emergency situation: you're in the UK, it's breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.
You're in the UK
The worst kind of emergency.
There's no such thing as a "UK." Oh sure, there's this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat "beans on toast" and where if you say the word "tiddlywinks" in a court of law you're taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.
I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you
I'm Norwegian, I make my own meaty beanless burritos every Friday.
The only good traditional variant is birria. Beanless.
Burritos should be a treat, not a beany staple.
Beans can absolutely be a treat if you cook them right. I'm sorry you've never been able to experience tasty beans.
Because then she would have no toast for them.
Britain doesn't get hurricanes
very good question
His face in this picture
I can't tell how small his face is any more because of these memes
now that's a good reason to be conservative
Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.
Crocodile dundee moment