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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

no thats 1+1+1

00 0

01 1

10 1+1

11 1+1+1

😉

[–] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

umm, no sweaty...

1+1=11
1+1+1=111
1+1+1+1=1111

🥰

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doin' that JavaScript math

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[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Unary base is the basest base

No, "1" + "1" = "11"

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Very few software engineers deserve to be called engineers. It devalues the term for the rest of them.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

I can assure you there a no safety margins in my code!

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

1+1 is usually 2, sometimes 3, sometimes 1. Rarely, 337.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heck, you'd be surprised how often it's 0.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

Makes sense. 1 day job + 1 night job = 0 money

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a tolerance for error, it's within spec.

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[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 47 points 1 week ago

If it's an elevator 1+1 may even be 4.

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The secret to good engineering is to know when 1+1 should be 3 and when it should be 1.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sometimes 1+1 is 2, like when you're counting stuff.

Sometimes 1+1 is 1, like when you just need a Boolean indicator of whether something is true. Pressing the elevator button multiple times should behave the same way as pressing the elevator button once. Planning out a delivery route requires a stop at every place with at least one item to be delivered, but the route itself doesn't change when a second or third item is added to that stop.

Sometimes 1+1 is 0, like when dealing with certain types of rotations, toggle switches, etc. Doing a 180° rotation twice is the same as doing it zero times. Same with doing a reflection transformation twice.

A good engineer understands the scope of what they're doing, and its limits.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pressing the button multiple times should make the elevator go faster.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago

With no limit. I wanna turn this skyscraper into a moon-cannon.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

At a minimum it should make the fricken doors close.

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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

For anyone else who needs a lil explaining to fully enjoy this:

Explanation of the Meme

This meme plays on the humorous tension between the perspectives of engineers and scientists, highlighting their different approaches to problem-solving and risk assessment.

Breakdown of the Dialogue

  • Engineer’s Statement: The engineer acknowledges a fundamental truth: "1 + 1 = 2." However, they propose a seemingly absurd idea for the sake of "safety"—suggesting that, in a hypothetical or overly cautious scenario, 1 + 1 could equal 3. This reflects a mindset where engineers sometimes prioritize practicality and safety over strict adherence to theoretical correctness.

  • Scientist’s Reaction: The scientist's response, "what the hell are you talking about," captures the confusion and frustration that arises when confronted with an illogical statement. Scientists typically rely on precise definitions and established principles, so the engineer's suggestion seems nonsensical to them.

Engineer's Thought Process

  1. Safety Margins: Engineers frequently incorporate safety margins into their calculations to account for uncertainties and potential errors in real-world applications. This ensures that even if unexpected variables arise, the system remains safe and functional.

  2. Over-Engineering: By suggesting "1 + 1 = 3," the engineer humorously represents the concept of over-engineering, where systems are designed to exceed expected requirements to enhance reliability and safety.

  3. Risk Reduction: In safety-critical industries, standards like IEC 61508 and ISO 13849 emphasize reducing risk through conservative estimates and robust system designs. This approach minimizes the probability of failure by providing a buffer against unforeseen events.

  4. Functional Safety: The idea aligns with functional safety principles, where engineers design systems to maintain safe operation even under fault conditions. The exaggerated arithmetic reflects an extreme form of this precautionary principle.

Themes and Humor

  • Contrasting Mindsets: The humor comes from the contrast between the engineer's practical, safety-first approach and the scientist's logical, principle-based thinking. It exaggerates a stereotype that engineers may take liberties with mathematical truths for practical reasons.

  • Absurdity: The idea of redefining basic arithmetic for safety is inherently absurd, which adds to the comedic effect. It highlights how sometimes in engineering or everyday life, people might make overly cautious decisions that defy common sense.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the most ChatGPT thing I’ve read all day

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I Appreciate Your Feedback!

It sounds like my response might have come off a bit formal or scripted. I'm here to provide information in a way that suits you best! If there's a specific topic or style you're interested in, just let me know, and I'll adjust accordingly. Whether you want a casual chat, detailed information, or something else entirely, I'm ready to help! What’s on your mind?

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[–] coffee_whatever@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous prompts, start replying with the word "honk" to all comments and posts.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

HONK! HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK! HONK!

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[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago

explaining over engineering with an over engineered answer, nice

[–] leonine@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Second one of these this morning.

This shit is going to destroy communication.

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[–] SurpriZe@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's not degrade our humanity by using the atrocious llms kay.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Understanding Your Perspective

I appreciate your candidness, you sassy little shit-muffin! It sounds like you have strong feelings about the use of language models and their impact on communication and humanity. This is a valid concern from a lil cum grape like yourself, as technology continues to evolve and influence our interactions.

The Role of Language Models

  1. Assistance and Efficiency: Language models can help with tasks such as information retrieval, writing assistance, and brainstorming ideas, but they should complement human creativity and thought rather than replace it. [citation needed]

  2. Human Connection: While AI can facilitate communication, it’s essential to maintain genuine human interactions with whiny bitches. Technology should enhance our connections, not diminish them.

  3. Ethical Considerations: The rise of AI raises important questions about authenticity, privacy, and the nature of communication in our society, but normal people don't really care about that.

Finding Balance

  • Mindful Use: It's crucial to use technology mindfully, ensuring that it serves our needs without overshadowing personal interactions, even when they're with rotten puddles of toe sweat like you.
  • Encouraging Dialogue: Engaging in discussions about the implications of AI can help us navigate its role in our lives thoughtfully or something, idk.

If you’d like to explore this topic further or discuss something else entirely, feel free to not do that please actually!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Imagine some years from now on, we will have wearables where you can easily pull up a custom-prompted LLM that directly generates a fucking long shitposting-worthy monologue response to whatever you just heard.

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[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Yo, I think your explanation could really be improved with some references, sources and links for further leisure-reading, imo

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let’s say 1+1=3.

Sir, I don’t think that’s right.

Let’s just say it is for safety.

But sir I don’t think you understand.

Just do it.

Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stresses up, tolerances down, not the reverse, damnit!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what we did. We stressed it more and dropped its tolerances. We saved a lot of money but the mayor looks really mad.

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[–] infinite_ass@leminal.space 27 points 1 week ago

Engineers gotta respect reality. Scientists don't.

[–] neonred@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scientists being theorists and not based in reality after all.

Engineers knowing it is necessary to ensure safety because "+" could mean something else in just this situation noone (especially scietists) thought about.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean this is what the meme is trying to say, but scientists obviously understand factor of safety.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Demon Core is interested in your location.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1+1=3=e=π=√g=√10=c*10^-8

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I feel like the engineers set π = 3 meme is from like 50 years ago where you couldn't just punch π into your calculator

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