this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Greenknight777@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You have no xmas warrior spirit Alexander. You're on my naughty list you little P'takh, dishonor on your w-HOHOHO-le family.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night to die

[–] Upbeat_Beatdown@lemmy.fmhy.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Milk and cookies are a dish best served cold.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fun fact, according to tradition, St. Nicholas punched a rival cleric at the First Council of Nicea in 325.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume the cleric did something dishonorable.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was all Jesus being created and not being co-eternal with the father.

The Klingons are lucky their gods did not come back after three days.

I feel like the Klingon response to their gods coming back would be something along the lines of, "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

Lucky!? They would have slain them again! It would have been a glorious second victory! Imagine the songs that would be sung!

[–] timdave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

The church would probably be a better place with more clerics getting punched.

[–] theinspectorst@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Merry Christmas to you ... and your house!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Santa Qapla.

[–] andyburke@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... there's a chance he may have been Ferengi.

[–] andyburke@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thinking about this more and it'd make more sense: a Ferengi that believed in giving gifts would certainly be banished, maybe he brought his message of giving to Earth....

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Rule of acquisition #127: Cindy Lu Who can suck it.