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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.

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[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Schlomocucumber@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

[–] Fizz 46 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

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[–] rauls4@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago

Leroy Jenkins

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 31 points 1 year ago

β€œI’ll sleep when I’m dead”

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

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[–] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many β€œbad decisions”?

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

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[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And the classic, "hold my beer"

This is the correct answer.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago
[–] RicoBerto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

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[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on Β£800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.

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[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Fuck it, we ball

[–] ssboomman@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Fuck it, we ball

[–] Powerbomb@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

[–] Usnavi@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

[–] nitefox@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

Huh, I wonder what this does.

[–] CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

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[–] Taringano@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

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[–] maporita@unilem.org 11 points 1 year ago

Another drink couldn't hurt

[–] Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"that's a problem for future me"

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] rabbit_wren@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What's the worst that can happen?

[–] arthur@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

[–] bushvin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Will you marry me?

One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"

I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

i hope I won't regret doing this

[–] iso@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

"it'll probably work out"

[–] Alivrah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

What could possibly go wrong?

[–] swnt@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago
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