this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Happy

Healthy

Histrionic personality disorder

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Caesar was not involved in the making, selling, or distributing of this salad

[–] henfredemars@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swear there's at least one of these ladies in every restaurant I've attended in recent memory. Now I'm going to be imagining what their salad just told them.

[–] KingSnorky@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you find out that salads are notoriously bigoted assholes, and these women are monsters for laughing at their jokes

[–] Cilantro@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Oooo so this is why salads are recommended on a diet. You can’t eat and laugh at that hilarious lettuce at the same time. Smart.