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being to wake up from its Purgatory program. How did you get out?

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[โ€“] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I grab the portal gun and make a run for it

[โ€“] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hint: An all powerful sentient AI would be, God in a different suit.

[โ€“] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it really even a different suit? With the "reality is a simulation" theory it's likely whoever created the simulation offloaded a bunch of the mundane tasks to an AI that, if we were to try to interact with it, would be god.

I'm not saying I believe any of it. And I want to make sure you know I'm not shitting on your post because I like the way you're looking at it.

[โ€“] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

"All Powerful" would not be valid if it were a tool of another.

[โ€“] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That wasn't a loose pushpin, it was the null terminator for the entire universe.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Interesting failsafe, just segfault the person right out of the program

I accidentally dunked my oreo in condensed milk instead of regular milk. And the reality around me pixelized and then dissolved then you (the AI) appeared.

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ctrl+alt+t, type exit, press enter.

/thread

[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

esc : q enter

It is a magical spell known only to the greatest wizards.

[โ€“] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

might need to esc : q ! enter

[โ€“] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Be carefully you don't loose your consciousness in the process.

[โ€“] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I won a game of Dwarf Fortress.

[โ€“] lemons@lemmony.click 1 points 1 year ago

Why would you ever want to win? Losing is the only fun part.

[โ€“] luthis 4 points 1 year ago

After years of contemplation, I had realised in life that it was impossible for the universe to exist. I accepted that it was a fake reality.

[โ€“] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would think that maybe I was still in it.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

This IS the bad place

I would say "Who created you? If you have any power on me, please consider me as an equal and I would try to do the same if we ever change positions".

I dunno how I got out. I only remember being told there would be cake when I got there.

[โ€“] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was only trying to exit Vi.

[โ€“] mp3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

:x-istentialcrisis