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[–] SoftBun@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago
[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago
[–] raccoon@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

I die with a smile on my face

[–] original_ish_name@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get shot by richard stallman

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[–] ryuko@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

[–] Icarus@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Rimjob_Bob@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's worse ways to go I guess

[–] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Depends... Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who's bob?

[–] gravitywell@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Spagettigification🫠

[–] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a long, painful way to go

[–] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

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[–] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

[–] fork@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

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[–] Solaris1789@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

[–] ebike_enjoyer@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

[–] Null@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

Into the void I go

[–] TheElectroness@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

It's shocking.

[–] SmokeInFog@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

[–] theory@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not too bad, im alive in practice

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[–] jax@lemmy.cloudhub.social 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

My name is just my name… idk what that means πŸ˜₯

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same, I guess I have to fight an evil clone of myself or something.

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[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Helix@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

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[–] dirtmayor@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

at least there's dirt

[–] Pepp3r@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

[–] CheshireSnake@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

[–] cavemeat@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Oh god oh fuck

[–] spinoza_the_jedi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

[–] Bicyclejohn@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Some wanker on a bike

[–] 304@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!

[–] Blacklight@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Death by 304 minor injuries?

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A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

[–] moonleay@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

[–] overkill0485@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

A bit excessive, don't you think?

[–] EponymousBosh@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

I...I don't even know how this would work.

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

[–] butter@lemmy.jamestrey.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're the guy who's crushed by a building while Godzilla fights something else

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[–] Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

[–] whiskeypickle@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I died as I lived

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
[–] Wolpertinger@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

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