this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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[–] Dazza@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t this the opposite of the guy who said he needed to survive 3 days without pooping?

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know who came first. Probably the one you mentioned.

When I did the screenshot I have only read this post.

[–] AbyssalChord@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No poop challenge were first

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

This was from the pre-beans epoch

[–] TorontoPolarBear@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The answer for me would involve milk and other dairy products, but not all humans have the evolutionary advantages I do in that area.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mine is oil, it's like my body refuses to absorb or break down any of it so it just lubes me up for end to end.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pea666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Me too, but I fear I wouldn’t like the answers.

[–] Gullible@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sounds like they’re in the market for fight milk, official drink of the ufc.

[–] Crudman@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

There is nothing objectionable about a working class fella going on a Life Threatening Shit Quest.

[–] SugaryBurro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sugar free gummy bears, pounds of them

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fiber1 cereal

[–] 8565@lemmy.quad442.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They were the same guy. I see him comment on peoples stuff occasionally

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sure? They are different accounts.

[–] 8565@lemmy.quad442.com 1 points 1 year ago

I was wrong. Must've been confused