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Mildly Infuriating

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[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

As a kid, I remember when the schools used to have that paper that literally was paper and on one side being shiny. Shit used to literally smear on the shiny side. I don't think it actually exists anymore.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know exactly what you're talking about because we had that too. It was like waxed paper, and it dispensed by the square

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[–] waz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

One side: 80 grit The other side: high gloss

[–] Ratulf@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t shit at work. Now, back in the day when I had my own private bathroom in my office (luck of the draw), I never shit at home.

I got paid 5.50 an hour (was shitty money even then, but a man could eat) to shit there, and by Krishna I was gonna shit there.

One day the boss said, “I don’t pay you to poop.” And I said, “Bud, you’ve paid me for every shit I’ve taken for the last four years. I’d like to take a moment to thank you while we’re on the subject.”

He was not amused haha.

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[–] RoseRose56@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

reminds me seinfeld episode, where Elaine want a a square, but the woman in the other stall says "I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare."

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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Still better than 0.5 ply toilet paper schools use.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Or the 120 grit sandpaper some offices use.

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[–] forty2@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This has got to be where the idea for transparent wood came from...

What you're holding there is Prototype-0

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[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

That TP looks great for removing the static from between your cheeks.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago

I think I'd rather just use my hand. At least it'll be softer.

[–] favrion@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Use the whole roll. They're the ones purchasing it.

[–] artistan@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shitty toilet paper buddy!

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

My sibling in arse paper!

[–] eddietrax@dmv.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] doesitwork@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Just install a bidet until they ask

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Clip your finger nails before your finger breaks through that and you scrape clean your bum hole.

[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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