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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Upvote for comment

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is the notion of Heidegger's "thrownness", which I love as a philosophy concept for how straightforward it is. We all have this feeling that we were "thrown into" the world without choice and have to make the best of the situation we're born into.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

I don't think it's just a feeling.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago

One of those rare occasions where title's better than post .

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is why I unironically support free and easy access to assisted suicide for everyone. There would need to be a months-long vetting procedure with professionals, but part of freedom is being able to opt out

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You get to be a duck if you commit suicide?

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 10 months ago

As my mum always said, you don't know if you don't try it

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, then it is a duck.

-- JavaScript or sth

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do not agree with your sentiment, but I will fight to defend your right to jump in the creek and eat duck weed all day.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Will you fight me for bread?

[–] Isakk86@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!

-Mitch Hedburg

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're terrible for us, don't give us bread.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can ducks eat burritos? It would be a shame if they can't eat burritos.

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Anything is better as the disgusting excuse for bread that subway serves.

THAT IS NOT BREAD. should be illegal in Europe...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I too want to be a drunk. I think it's something I can accomplish.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh. Right. Well that's more difficult. Maybe I'll stay with drunk.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago

If you get drunk enough, you might think you're a duck.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Self awareness is human, you were well into you humanning when you wanted to be a duck.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Fighting words there

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Pretty much sums up why Hinduism was created. As a bonus, while waiting to become a duck you can pick a cool God-buddy that is half animal.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Time to invest in the quacksuit!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't wanna be a duck.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least not a female duck ...

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, any duck. Males will try to do it with other males.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Dead males. They won't feel a thing

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Right, it's all so arbitrary.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I understood that reference.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank god somebody got it! I was dying out here.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

I can't seem to find it anymore, but wasn't that meme just posted somewhere around here yesterday?

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How is a duck like a doctor? They can both shove their bills up their ass. (!) Sorry that's a joke my dad used to say to his own doctor. Anyway -if you wanna be a duck , be a duck. But - be an educated duck and do the school thing anyway. I know that school isn't fun and games and, most of life isn't going to be fun and games.

But at least it does put you on a path toward a little better life, if you ask me. I wasn't fond of school until about high school, when for some reason I really took off and got into it, went on to college, then after getting my BA I went back to college for four years because I loved it.

So school isn't always a burden. It can be a very healthy thing if you approach it the right way.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

when one feels like a duck, one is happy...

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

And when two feel like ducks, two are happy together ❤️

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

QUACK QUACK!

[–] MrSusan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trust me, you don't wanna be a duck.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Its ok i'm a man and a fan of screwdrivers (i already know this is a terrible joke, forgive me)

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remind you on the duck thing around Christmas

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Not a turkey man, a duck, quack quack mutherfucker

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I just wanna new duck.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

not possible you have a human soul not a animal soul

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago

speak for yourself, I've been shitting in my cat's litter box for years