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[–] strangebananaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 109 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wait is the joke that it has no windows or that some Linux users have never gone outside in their entire life?!?

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 85 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What's this "outside" people keep saying I should go to? I use Arch, BTW.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

I've been there. It's awful. Full of natural light and... blegh... people.

Zero stars, I'd rather use Ubuntu

[–] strangebananaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The only type of “People” I know of are Richard Stallman, and Linus Torvalds! Never seen anyone other than myself in my life. Is that normal?

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What about anime cat girls? You do know some of those, don't you?

[–] strangebananaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago

Omg yes that’s my girlfriend 😻😻😻

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather use Ubuntu

Don't say scary things like that! I'm going to have nightmares!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Hey...

psst...

systemd!

[–] strangebananaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBOONTO!!! holds Void Linux like a crucifix

[–] TheInsane42@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You forgot something...

firewalld
network manager

My work is done... 666

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

firewalld I understand, but why is NetworkManager scary? Is it the capital letters in the package name?

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[–] LostXOR@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

Zero stars? I think there are at least a few stars, in the sky at night.

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[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

I didn't find it in the AUR. Probably not worth it.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It's this place where the light burns your skin and the plants release pollen that triggers your allergies. Nobody should go there unless they're one of the people that makes desktop wallpapers.

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[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

yeas

[–] Dra@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

Both of those things, plus also that due to Linux is being best served via the command line, so a "GUI" like a window would be unnecessary

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 45 points 9 months ago

I see he hasn't installed the window manager yet

[–] Railison@aussie.zone 33 points 9 months ago

I suppose no backdoors either

[–] kubica@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago

headless computers be like...

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Things people do to avoid window tax.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Theres a tax on.......windows?

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There used to be

These days we have a license cost for Windows.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

This seems to be America though.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 19 points 9 months ago

Nah, just a Russian millionaire with problematic opinions.

[–] wolfruff@pawb.social 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Door appears to have a Window

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Only one though, so they're good

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Germans would hate to live in that house due to no lüften.

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Und so verwirren sie alle us-amerikanischen Einwohner

stellt das Fenster auf kipp

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

I mean, true, technically windows ARE the largest heat loss source. Also they are very bright!

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We really should have insulated window blinds or shutters that easily / automatically close at night or in the winter.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Germany is laughing at us rn

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bro why does this freak me out.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It is highly unsettling. Its real enough and I think it's the imagining walking past that and it feeling like a glitch in the matrix.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So, what’s this really? Is it photoshopped or is it a pump station/electric substation?

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It could be some type of service building made to look like a house so that it blends in better with the neighbourhood.

Here's an example of an electrical substation made to look like a house.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah these days this is done in 2min with remove tool.

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean I just found it on the web but I'm sure it's 'shopped.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

probably for the purpose of "I've uninstalled windows" or some similar joke

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It’s been GIMPed.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Finally, enough wall-space for all my bookshelves.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Linux user probably can’t afford a home, so maybe a MacOS user

lol downvotes are funny considering at least two threads on the front page are about unaffordable housing prices. Wasn’t trying to be mean, just an attempt at topical humor, sheesh

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[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

A. Huxley wants to live here and have television walls instead of windows.

[–] VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

The iHouse

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