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[–] rockmeat@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

The walls are closing in...

[–] smackjack@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

[–] Bahalex@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

unlive, rather

[–] Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nothing changes for me.

[–] talizorah@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Make of me what you will…

[–] 1stq@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Omnipotence helps.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

No one knows.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I’m good.

[–] random9@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

[–] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.

[–] Dehydrated@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

[–] Mars2k21@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[–] Uvine_Umbra@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 9 months ago

I gotta get to Greece!

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

[–] signalecho@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm already gone.

[–] EverPresentPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Your handle reminds me of that blond joke where she hides in a bag of potatoes and when someone kicks it to see whats inside she says "potatopotatopotato"

[–] jao@lemy.lol 3 points 9 months ago
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