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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna be A-ok

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope I don’t need a boat. I’m fine if I need a lesbian.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Sweet, I'm a wizard.

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.

I have a tad over 4500 skydives.

Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.

[–] Johanna@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a lot of jumps and pretty long ago. What made you stop?

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Better than the next guy's.

[–] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

At least I'll have food.

[–] jack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Either really good, or really bad

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

I guess something involving swimming?

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[–] Opacity9850@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

About the same.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I’m already dead

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I guess I'm doomed.

~Doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.

[–] renere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago
[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

[–] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.

[–] ginerel@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I go to your wedding

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

[–] WanderingCat@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on

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