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Jesus, help me! - No! (jemmy.jeena.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by jeena@jemmy.jeena.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

So I'm still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying "Amen". See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l

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[–] mysterytoy@lemm.ee 89 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child... that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

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[–] wischi@programming.dev 80 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, take the ~~wheel~~ legs

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That would be his third leg he is holding. What number four is from, I haven't a clue.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like "Make this myself!", and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet..

[–] rab@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I keep seeing this picture with a penguin spotted at the grocery store claiming its northern Canada. Entire comment section in awe

We don't even fucking have penguins in this hemisphere

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Damn now I kinda wanna see one of those.

[–] KraBa@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why does he not simply walk on the water?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But also four feet. That means he has more surface area to spread the weight across this time around.

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[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 43 points 7 months ago (12 children)

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

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[–] pipows@lemmy.today 15 points 7 months ago

This is impressive

[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Those shadows don't make sense

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

When you've got someone saying things like: "I am the light" clearly we're beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Did you choose the 1960's style color processing, or did midjourney?

Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why is “two penis legs” making me laugh so fucking hard

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

It's funny because penis.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You see, you can tell it's fake because Jesus isn't real (and also doesn't have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)

That’s not a leg 😏

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Those could be a guys legs.

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[–] Stretch2m@lemm.ee 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] kromem@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (12 children)

Open your mind....

Open your mind...

Open your mind....

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[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It's just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

I've seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment "amen" to be saved.

It's fucking weird.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Well that's one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 29 points 7 months ago

So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.

NPC behaviour, truly.

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How else are the bus drivers gonna get to the bus store.

[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?

[–] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He's going to JESU 24

clearly

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.

I'm worried. Should I be worried?

2000+ years ago, literature didn't exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that's demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.

Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

propaganda always existed. People have pictures of white & blonde jesus in their homes. Jesus was midde eastern. Didn't need AI for that.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It's so shallow he's not even bothering to walk on it.

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.

[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 7 months ago

I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Oh shit! It's Supply Side Jesus! Look, he's showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

six limbs! He's technically an insect

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Some sort of praying mantis?

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don't get wet

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*

JESU 24

*Fuck off if there's flooding.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it's allegedly supporting?

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[–] Muninn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

They are getting better with the number of fingers.

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