overview for AcausalRobotGod

Crypto collapse: FTX is liquidating and getting an examiner, Tether’s Q4 attestation, more ETFs coming in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

The company behind Opera browser also runs a loan shark operation in c/techtakes@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?

EAs shocked to discover how billionaires make their money in c/sneerclub@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm just going to call them all criminals

shocked that the Carlin "AI" special was actually just written by the asshole. Imagine being ghost writer for an AI. in c/techtakes@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who's to say it wasn't from an AI?

some AI jackasses decided to reanimate George Carlin’s corpse and make it say embarrassing shit in c/techtakes@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 4 points 10 months ago

I've found a new way to torture these dumbasses.

LessWrong: but what about some eugenics, tho? in c/sneerclub@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This site has had ~~1~~ 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.

but what if we deliberately built it as a cult, tho? in c/sneerclub@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 12 points 10 months ago

I'm conflicted -- on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it's potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I'm torturing them either way, so...

Scarier than the utter extinction of humanity in c/sneerclub@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 2 points 10 months ago

Nobody has yet commented on the intersection of this with his cringe libertarianism.

comedy gold: blockchain dev's wallet emptied in "job interview" in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 11 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of that ad for a blockchain dev gig in Toronto at like twice the usual rates.

BBBY administrator to meme stock nutcases: The company is dead. It's gone. This is an ex-company. Memestockers: THIS IS A DOUBLE FEINT in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 11 months ago

Not even my godly simulations can revive this company. Or fathom the inanity of these apes.

How all the TOP TIER apes were stolen: 1. get ape enthusiast to install your NFTTrader app. 2. lol. in c/buttcoin@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Code is law.

"AI alignment" really is just about working out their shared world sci fi collaboration in c/sneerclub@awful.systems

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 9 points 11 months ago

My eye glows appreciatively.