Daxelman
joined 9 months ago
I'm about to make 9/11 look like child's play.
Pay off Student Loans
Buy enough insulin for a year.
Donate the rest to the fund looking to assassinate political adversaries. .
Shoot the jump shot. Shoot it!
They didn't torch shit he's not on fire.
My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, wow is me and woe be upon the chef.
They used to kill politicians for less.
You can do a lot with a credit card and a hardware store.
No they fucking aren't. Nobody saw anything.
I need Nancy Policy dies by falling down the fucking stairs and I'm throwing a party.
Play stupid games win deadly prizes.
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