Daxelman

joined 9 months ago
[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

I'm about to make 9/11 look like child's play.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Pay off Student Loans

Buy enough insulin for a year.

Donate the rest to the fund looking to assassinate political adversaries. .

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

Shoot the jump shot. Shoot it!

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They didn't torch shit he's not on fire.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 26 points 4 months ago

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, wow is me and woe be upon the chef.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

Die, baldy.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They used to kill politicians for less.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You can do a lot with a credit card and a hardware store.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 69 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No they fucking aren't. Nobody saw anything.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 0 points 8 months ago

I need Nancy Policy dies by falling down the fucking stairs and I'm throwing a party.

[–] Daxelman@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Play stupid games win deadly prizes.

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