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[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

!pokemon@sopuli.xyz would appreciate if you crossposted there

 

crossposted from https://feddit.org/post/33063796, not mine

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Fun read, thanks for the writeup!

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Ouch, can't do horror, but otherwise I love the idea. A princess who just punches everything… reminds me a bit of May I Ask for One Final Thing? (anime/manga) where the protagonist is a princess who loves to punch things.

 

Not getting alt text option, so:

alt textAn image of a statue of Sun Tzu. Superimposed on the image is text:

"Just use Eldritch Blast lol" —Sun Tzu, The Art of Warlocks

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've also really enjoyed myself some Timberborn 🙂 glad to hear your thoughts!

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mods are allowed, but you’re not allowed to make any for you to play. You can try to commission someone else to make them for you, though

For gamers looking for ways to "get a new game" while still staying under these restrictions, it seems you pick a game with a ton of mods and an easy-to-mod and/or well-documented codebase so that the modders you hire are more willing to say yes to you.

  • The Sims (not sure which one though)
  • Skyrim (all the mods)
  • Stardew Valley (mods, plus has been go-to #2 for gaming with friends in my social circles)
  • Minecraft (mods, plus has been go-to #1 for gaming with friends in my social circles)
  • Factorio
  • Pokémon Soul Silver (we have ROM hacks!)
  • Crusader Kings 3
  • I was going to put a puzzle game here but I sadly don't remember which one
  • either Kittens Game or Antimatter Dimensions. Long-lived incremental games. Gave up on Antimatter Dimensions after a certain point, but it by far has the most of my Steam hours. Limited to 10 games I'd probably pick it back up again.
  • either holding out for some masterful innovation in the visual novel genre, specifically one aimed at women; or Infinity Nikki, because if I get all the DLC automatically (or magically through an unlock process more like that in pay-once games) that means I can just enjoy a pretty game and forget about all the gacha stuff.
[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As much as I like Timberborn, I do wonder about its replayability value. Near endgame, I kind of run out of stuff to do. Although its mod scene is definitely growing, so that should help.

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Game dev clicker game about developing an MMO, not an MMO itself. For anyone like me a bit confused

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Museum of source code: A gift that appears after 10,000 engineers graduate from university

LOL, source code of the game? Cute (meant genuinely, not in a condescending way)

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Very cute Jigglypuff.

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago

Went and bought it once it got out of EA. Pleasantly surprised by it being under 2GB.

 

No alt text option, so here we go:

alt textA 4chan post by Anonymous, Edgy PCs but not, from March 20, 2019. There is an image of Komi-san from Komi Cannot Communicate, colored to look more like a D&D Drow.

> Player Character

> Drow Rogue

> Sat in dark corner of tavern, glowering at everyone, playing with a dagger

>Actually is really friendly

>The dark corner is easier on their light sensitive eyes

>Squinting because of the fireplace

>Really wants to talk to people and make friends but is very shy

>Dagger is a good luck present from her mum and reminds her of home

 

No alt text option, so here we go:

alt textA social media post, showing a person holding Trader Joe's Chicken Noodle Soup with Veggies. The font looks like that on the cover of Dungeons & Dragons sourcebooks, hence the caption "Why did they make this soup look like a 5th edition D&D sourcebook"

 

I am not being given the option for alt text, so here it is.

alt textA tumblr image post. The image is a question-and-answer prompt mimicking the prompts shown on the television game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. The question is "Which is the first Pokemon?" with the answer options:

  • A) Bulbasaur
  • B) Mew
  • C) Rhydon
  • D) Arceus The image is followed by the reblogs of tumblr users.

@darthshadow reblogs with "Well fuck you too."

@askradicalgoodspeed reblogs with "For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer"

@falcnpunch reblogs with "pokemon aint real hows that answer"

@doasdreamrsdo reblogs with "YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH"

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

at what point is bringing it up valid discussion, after all, because people need to vent sometimes and air grievances and this grievance does affect peoples' ability to even afford to play the next Pokémon game? And just because an opinion isn't all sunshine and roses and positivity does not mean we should silence it, toxic positivity sucks and censoring criticism just feels bad. And for every person who already knows, some people are newcomers to the franchise or have Pokémon as their only game they really follow and have not really been keeping up with the industry and its bad practices, so what looks repetitive to us still could be new useful information to someone else.

and at what point is it just a buzzkill, constantly bringing the mood down without a big enough benefit (or prevention of big enough harms) to justify doing that? Outrage and scandal and bad exploitative business practices are intruding on everything now so can we at least extract what joy we can from a game and enjoy talking about it with others without the constant reminder about the sucky parts? Can we maybe have a Fediverse community that does not immediately turn the conversation to political or economic complaints or other real-life-sucks complaints? Life is short and we have limited time and resources and there are too many battles to fight and it's exhausting. It's hard to find the will to keep resisting all the things going on in society without any joy. Especially when the joy is constantly being undermined by "here's how the thing you enjoy is supporting bad things actually"—whether from my own brain reminding me or comments online. So I'll play Pokémon instead of $lessRuthlessAnticonsumerCreatureCollectorGame because goddammit I like Pokémon already and I already try to make new purchases ethical and I do not have the bandwidth to drop Pokémon for whatever alternative is not Nintendo. I'm already emulating, leave me be

First option is probably best, but damn if it isn't annoying and exhausting and a reason I really have to stop touching Lemmy comment sections; and I think once enough negative comments reach too much of a mass people will start being turned away from engaging at all for similar reasons. Pinned/weekly posts to hold common topics sometimes felt like a good solution to prevent spam/overwhelm, sometimes felt like "yeah fuck you guys with your posts, to the quarantine zone you go, have fun never getting engagement because nobody checks here whereas if we didn't quarantine you to a weekly post/single pinned post you would get lots more engagement". Not sure what a good solution is for the collective (which probably wants to know these things, but also probably has limited tolerance for negativity).

[–] Elevator7009@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

As someone leaning towards the "fuck Nintendo" take it is still exhausting to see it posted around maybe 70% of posts talking about upcoming Pokémon games, including in Pokemon's own community. At some point I'd like to still enjoy the IP together with fans and maybe hear about people excited for the games (or criticizing it with paragraphs showing more passion for Pokémon than derision for the series and its fans), instead of constantly bringing up Nintendo's business practices.

 

I did do a cursory check to see if this was a repost before posting. It is and has some pretty fun discussion so I recommend checking out the original post! But that original post has a broken image link both on ttrpg.network and on my instance lemmy.zip, so I figured it was fair to post again.

Not being given the option for alt text, so here's a transcript instead.

TranscriptA tumblr post by @normal-horoscopes.

Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive Ul possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.

#humans only have one game in this world and its counterstrike source

Also incredibly related is this tumblr post which I might go post here separately at some point. Or not.

 

Not getting the option for alt text, so I'll put it here.

alt textA tumblr post by @memewhore, showing an Amazon listing: "DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat - Punish Your Bad Dice in our Chair Of Shame - Accessories / Gift for Dungeons and Dragons...." and the picture with the listing indeed shows a d20 in a small chair, with a red dunce cap on it.

@clickity-clack-math-rocks adds "I just need everyone to acknowledge this review of the misbehaving math rock chair" and posts a screenshot of a review. The review says "I've been struggling with some very poorly behaved dice during my current dnd campaign. So many crit fails, horrible luck on the wild magic table, and the list goes on. Even just having this chair present helps the dice remember who they are here to serve. I've had to make a few public examples, but after that the dice have been staying in line, even the d100s. My dm doesn't even know what to do anymore."

 

Got the transcript from u/Raisu- on Reddit, altered by me to make formatting work on Lemmy. Following that link will also take you to where I got the post from.

Transcript

Image Transcription: Greentext

Anonymous, 06/16/2020, 13:13

>Playing a female dragonborn

>GM asks what her breast size is

>I say she's as flat as a pancake

>GM decrees she in fact has doubles Ds

>Her clothes keep getting burnt off

>Once he describes her clothes getting burnt off despite the fact they had already burnt off earlier and she was still naked

>I fall a long way off a mountain and survive by using a Death Ward

>GM declares I leave a Wile E Coyote style hole with two enormous pits for my giant boobs

>We actually catch a kobold NPC using the boob pits

>I am legit sick of Double Dragon Titties

>Eventually hatch a plan for revenge

>DMNPC is an annoying overpowered wizard we all hate

>GM fucking loves the wizard and thinks his lolrandum fuckery of the party is hilarious

>In-character everyone decides that the wizard is an evil asshole and needs slaying

>We get the wizard in a cellar and cast an anti-magic field

>I slather my front in magical superglue we got from somewhere

>Grab the wizard, smash his face inbetween my giant boobs, then slam myself into the ground repeatedly

>Wizard suffocates between enormous dragon boobs and has every bone broken by 240 lbs of dragonborn crushing him

>GM argues that he wouldn't suffocate from being superglued to a chest

>"He wouldn't if I was flat, too bad you insisted I have giant bouncing dragontits."

So that's how I killed the DMNPC with the GM's magical realm.

 

Got the transcript from u/Raisu- on Reddit, altered by me to make formatting work on Lemmy.

#Transcript

Image Transcription: Greentext

Anonymous, 06/16/2020, 13:13

>Playing a female dragonborn

>GM asks what her breast size is

>I say she's as flat as a pancake

>GM decrees she in fact has doubles Ds

>Her clothes keep getting burnt off

>Once he describes her clothes getting burnt off despite the fact they had already burnt off earlier and she was still naked

>I fall a long way off a mountain and survive by using a Death Ward

>GM declares I leave a Wile E Coyote style hole with two enormous pits for my giant boobs

>We actually catch a kobold NPC using the boob pits

>I am legit sick of Double Dragon Titties

>Eventually hatch a plan for revenge

>DMNPC is an annoying overpowered wizard we all hate

>GM fucking loves the wizard and thinks his lolrandum fuckery of the party is hilarious

>In-character everyone decides that the wizard is an evil asshole and needs slaying

>We get the wizard in a cellar and cast an anti-magic field

>I slather my front in magical superglue we got from somewhere

>Grab the wizard, smash his face inbetween my giant boobs, then slam myself into the ground repeatedly

>Wizard suffocates between enormous dragon boobs and has every bone broken by 240 lbs of dragonborn crushing him

>GM argues that he wouldn't suffocate from being superglued to a chest

>"He wouldn't if I was flat, too bad you insisted I have giant bouncing dragontits."

So that's how I killed the DMNPC with the GM's magical realm.

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