Embargo

joined 1 year ago
[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago

You say a fun Saturday night, I say handcuffing an escort to a radiator and beating them with a chain.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Nice! I needed something to read at work tomorrow.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

TIL that I'm benign... Ouch.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 438 points 1 day ago (62 children)

I don't think I've ever witnessed someone going so hard off the rails. It's been an entertaining few days really.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If this vetting existed, the U.S. would lose half of their current law enforcement officers.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago

"...and while won't give you the personal satisfaction of having won..."

I gotta say though... I'm pretty satisfied.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm in the top 20. This may (sadly) be my most famous moment on the internet 😂

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I made the top 20! This is where I'll take a bow and go to bed. Goodnight, friends.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 days ago

I would find a way to kill myself a second time out of embarrassment if I died for Trump.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 week ago

It doesn't feel right agreeing with such an amazingly stupid arsehole but he's right when he says "They've never done nothing wrong".

It's true... They've never done anything right.

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Pretty wild since the guy's favourite book is the bible.

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