FuglyDuck

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

they can follow the onboarding process again. After Ukraine clears.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call him a 2 bit conman. Adjusting for inflation, he's more like 3 bits. (2 bit con men are now like five-buck con men today.)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 hours ago

depends on if you're being followed by a cyber truck too closely, or not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I thought it was in case he needed a quick diaper change.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago

"Never Threaten me with a good time!"-RFK Jr.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I don't think that's Geordi. Geordi has hair. I think it's Sisko.

But yes, it's a shaving thingy. (also known as a block of acrylic, lol.) Geordi also uses one, and Data asks why he doesn't use the one he tuned to be "perfect"... and Geordi has to explain that too close a shave is uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

so... it's not the ships, but rather that klingons actually kinda suck in space combat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

if you like habaneros, you might want to try scotch bonnets next.

They're about the same in terms of heat, but slightly different flavor.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Devil’s avocado here, but Schumer kind of has a point. They do want a government shutdown Hell, they’re trying to dismantle the whole damn thing.

and they're going to do that with or without congressional approval. which, to be clear, Chuckles, here, just voted to give them. Or did you think that amendment he's blathering about is actually going to pass? (spoiler: it's not.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

All things return to crab.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s more of a long distance gliding thing, but yeah, those fuckers are ninjas.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The smellier the mud, the better!

 

I'm impressed, I can't even eat an entire costco cake....

 

So a new malaysian tapir calf has been born at the Point Defiance Zoo, and just.... look at this cutie:

 

surprise.....

(missed it earlier today, deleting as a repost)

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Finally got him! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I’ve been getting trolled most the year by a GHO- they’d set up above my window and hoot until I went outside to try and get a picture.

Eventually set up a webcam… jerk used it for a perch (and flew in and off from behind… all it saw were its talons…)

Whelp. It’s grainy. But I finally got ‘em.

(Very) Early Christmas Day. There was at least four others calling out, maybe 5-6, some were distant, so they were too bothered to hide from me.

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Orly? (mander.xyz)
 
 
 

Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

unknown title, by pleumier

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

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Hooo? (mander.xyz)
 

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

Hooo?

 
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