Jolteon

It might be from a brand that doesn't evolve, or only has one evolution instead of two.

(insert Lenny face here)

To be fair, most of the decent fake web has no issues with getting rained on.

AI is a thing (Artificial Insemination).

Nicotine.

Yeah, it's basically look at all these improvements that happen in the last n years. This is obviously better than a timeline where those changes didn't happen.

Goods and services.

Honestly, that's a mundane situation that it might actually be the truth.

I have no problem with them being behind the times, if they even are. What's really annoying is suing people for downloading games that they don't even sell anymore.

Don't forget:

Mace windu: tazed a bit and thrown out a window: dead

Hey, he wasn't even cut in half.