Maybelline

I can't seem to find the display (as I remember it, anyway) but it looks like the joystick I'm remembering is the Flightstick Pro. So, likely less flashy, but IIRC, they also had the throttle for the left hand, too. Maybe it's more nostalgia than anything, since this would've been just after Top Gun or so, and I thought I was going to be a pilot.

I should have liked to have seen Montana

I was expecting RROD

Holy shit, I wanted one of these so bad.

Or the setup they had at Babbage's that was ridiculously out of the question for 9-year-old me.

In this day and age, what could go wrong?

Replace "toaster" with "cellphone", maybe.

As Agent Kujan says in the Usual Suspects:

You'll get no immunity from me, you piece of shit.

mitigate at personal to small community scale

Go on...

I really would love to see the "think globally, act locally" checklist. I'm thinking:

• small garden using rain barrels for irrigation
• tiny library of banned or free-thinking books (starting to become the same thing)
• Meshtastic radios to communicate locally without censorship
• Voting for Progressive candidates in local, not just national elections

Anyone have more/better ideas to share?

No wonder I've been feeling it. Now what are we gonna do about it?

I think they misspelled "clan"

Each time I scroll past, I keep thinking he's doing the splits, Van Damme-style.

I know I'm wrong, but still funny.

I wish someone would do the Griswold Springs from the Ed Helms Vacation movie