MrScruff

joined 2 years ago
[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

What does having been a child have to do with not wanting/caring about children in my adult age?

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're assuming I like people

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I think kids are fine tbh. I wouldn't want to live with one though.

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's more a play on the other comment in this thread about dogs. I do, personally, prefer dogs to kids, however I wanted to only s/dog/kid/g for the purpose of the joke.

EDIT: I meant to reply to the parent of this comment

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Are you ready for a super unpopular opinion? No holds barred? You asked for it:

Kids suck. I don't like them. Glad if you do, please enjoy. But they slobber, shed, smell and are generally mostly a nuisance. They can be fun for brief periods, but they're way more work and hassle than they're worth. My brother is thinking of getting a kid and I hope he doesn't because it would make me reluctant to spend a weekend at his place. I can't believe the number of people who seriously admit to loving their kids more than their dogs. I can't believe people consider themselves their kid's "parent". I can't believe how forcefully the online community backlashes to the idea of dogs or judgemental of "ill-mannered" and neurodiverse dogs, yet will happily say "it is never a kid's" fault, no matter how "bad" the kid is.

Thank you for your attention. Future Lemmings will look back at my comment history from unrelated threads and judge me for this, even though I've posted in the context of the current thread.

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 week ago

How many copies of The Sims 3 did he have, though?

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's a 5.25" floppy. Back when they were actually a bit floppy. Before that there was an 8" floppy.

Next to it is the 3.5" floppy that came much later.

5.25" were square, so maybe you're referring to the VHS that comes after the 3.5" floppy?

Edit: I should continue reading before replying.

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah they're small whittle groups.

[–] MrScruff@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well that makes more sense. Turns out I'm a big dumdum.

Thanks!

You can definitely tell I didn't even try to parse the numbers. Since it clearly states the 3yo child in my eyes would have been a 3m tall monster lol

 

Caught the little guy resting last August.

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