PartyAt15thAndSummit

A newly onboarded guy told everyone over lunch that the next day was going to be a bank holiday where he is from, so he won't come in to work. We told him that it's not a bank holiday around here. He became quite upset about this. Then the line manager got wind of that.
He didn't turn up the next day... or on any day after that.

ESL here.
Do you mean "(stop eating well) (before bed)" or "(stop eating) (well before bed)"?
Actually, I'm not sure one of these options would even have the correct syntax.

At work, I get paid to sit around and twiddle thumbs while staring at the update screen.

An awful forum-of-sorts for centrist and right-wing 50-somethings, being milked by Google for use with their awful AI.

Doesn't look like the Congo to me, but thanks for sharing anyway.

Papa Smurf? Is everything okay?

They let an AI do the evaluation.

Nice tesselation.

Ruling class be like:

"Dear, how to tell you this... your dad was a donkey."

He gassen, indeed.

So much for Insular Dwarfism.