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Maybe I don't understand the language they use, but so many people on there claim to just want to find friends. Unless you're looking for friends, then all the profiles say they want a one-night stand.

I've seen God, and I swear on my life he was a black man driving a Cadillac.

I always found it funny as hell when someone on reddit would get super offended by me "stalking them" i.e. literally reading a post they made half an hour before, lol.

I would be so much happier if it turned out that the brainworm was responsible for all this mess, Las Plagas style.

Are we not supposed to be capitalizing species names? I just don't do it because I'm lazy.

She's mad l say! Maaaaad!!!

I finally just walked out when management threatened my job when I wanted to do the grab-n-go meats and cheeses instead of filling some mobile order thing for 8piece fried chicken that came in for like 6 or 7 in the morning. Like, seriously, you'd rather make 9 dollars now, than at least 300 (probably double that, those things are expensive and sell out super quick here, WHEN THEYRE DONE EARLY IN THE DAY) here in a little bit when all the workers and housewives come in looking for quick sandwich supplies? Any other day they'd have been whining that I was ten minutes late finishing that up.

Fucking veg eugenicists, lol.

Dunno about 7-11, but I got fed the same line at Kroger, and it's such bullshit. I tried cooking fried chicken to meet demand, and I kept getting told to make more, which would then be thrown away.

What made it worse was that sometimes the chicken would show up a day before expiry, so we'd cook it all at once and you guessed it, thrown away, instant fire bla blah blah.

Edit: Also got told we operated on super thin margins, gee I wonder why when you keep telling me to waste product.

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I'll never get over the slavery angle. Like, right after delivering your people from generations of slavery would have been the perfect opportunity to go "We're not doing that shit again."

I agree, "postmortal" indeed, pop's been around a few times.