Those shoes lol. The boingy schploingy 5s

This just made me spit out my water. Literally the funniest thing I’ve read in a long while. Thank you kind sir. Brilliant. Just imagining one of them juggling daggers running full speed lmao.

People on their society were tasked with measuring the floods. Doing this made it possible to predict the next flood, with enough data of course. They used Nilometers to measure this. A well with stairs built into the Nile. If it was high, they knew trouble was on the way, same thing if it was low. They had a sweet spot that produced the best harvests. Really cool stuff.

Oh my god

Dang it. So sorry for your loss. Radar is such an awesome name for a dog.