WanakaTree

joined 1 year ago
[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Im in the US and live literally across the street from my kids school. He starts kindergarten in August and I told some neighborhood parent friends I was going to just let him walk himself to school while I watched from the stoop sipping coffee. A lot of them were mortified and a few thought the school wouldn't allow him in without me dropping him off. Wtf

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You forgot to say "Only write correct code" in your instructions

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

apology for poor english

when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?

i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring

'We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan'

‘no’

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

I run into 425 Too Early a lot

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I'm 40, with a kid, currently on the toilet and I am absolutely destroying it right now. I think I've got some kind of stomach bug.

This hit hard 😆

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You sound like an asshole, ~~fyi~~ lol

Ftfy

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

27.5 if you're drunk

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sort of describes bulimia I guess

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

That last sentence - yes! 0 degrees outside? No problem, coat. 80 degrees outside? I turn into a fussy baby. At 90 I'm like non functional

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

My cat when I don't feed her on time

[–] WanakaTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm claustrophobic and have read this account before, just seeing the name "Nutty Putty" makes my heartrate skyrocket

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