chefdano3

joined 1 year ago
[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

**BREAKING NEWS!!! **

During their normal everyday job of forcibly arresting, and murdering random innocent civilians at gunpoint, ICE agents have been reportedly been heard using BAD WORDS!

This type of language is not appropriate for upstanding employees of the government, and drastic corrective action must be taken to curb the use of this dangerous language while they are on the job.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Good shit, and good luck.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Get your resume together, and start applying. Even if it's not layoffs now, they will come eventually. I too am in IT and I too have gone through layoffs. 3 in the last 4 years. Always be applying.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nowhere to run, it's all undone.

Everything burns. Everything burns.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

"speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

So stationary thing goes in, stationary thing comes out.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

I miss the days when I missed school during the summer.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Cardboard airplane, 8ft long. Wings. Come off.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

It used to be beans.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is paywalled though.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago

THOSE WHO WHINE ARE JUSTIFIED FOR LIGHTING THE FLAME, THEY'RE THE CHOSEN GUYS!

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago

Not pictured: The ground crumbling away behind the runner.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

No officer would arrest me once they've tasted the greatness that is sushi with melted cheese and ketchup.

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