dizzle18

joined 5 months ago
[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The morbidly obese fucktwit with a shitty spray tan and a flappy vagina on his neck thinks he can mock other people's physical appearances. The irony is fucking rich.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

Jokes on her, he's too fucking dead to resign.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Since everything is projection with these fuckwads, I'll just go ahead and assume Pete has to take testosterone supplements because he lost his testicles in a really embarrassing, freak accident. Like his testicles got severed from his body because his pants were just too tight. Or he was using a car buffer to jerk off, but it slipped and took his scrotum off.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Has anyone in the press simply asked "is Mitch dead?" Or are they just asking for updates on his health? Like, there is no fucking update. He's dead. These fuckers are not only depriving Kentuckians of their representation in Congress, but they've also deprived the rest of the country the ability to properly celebrate this asshole's long awaited demise.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

How long did it take to edit this picture to make him not moist?

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Here's hoping he resists arrest, and a jumpy rookie mistakes his cell phone for a Glock.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pete wants rock hard cocks from sea to shining sea. Glistening, veiny, throbbing, and FULLY erect. Give Pete bricked up dicks, or give him death. It's super fucking hetero, godammit. He's totally into tits and pussy, but he wants those giant, stiff peckers at full fucking mast. AMERICA.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

8 day old account that's made 115 posts over the past 5 days. Either a Russian bot, or a Russian human who needs a fucking hobby.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

What are you fucking waiting for?

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I bet it is VERY enlightening. And by that I mean horrifying.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Gee, wonder what caused this shift?

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok Mike, better check up on what kind of porn your son is wanking off too right now. Fucking weirdo.

 

Not usually one to pull over and take pictures, but damn, mother nature was putting on a show this morning.

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