doomslang

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If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I just use this as an occasional outlet for silly thoughts I have...people really did not care for this oneπŸ˜…

midas touch is a greek myth warning people about greed, yet we use it to describe someone who succeeds at what they do. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I'm aware of the myth but still I have honestly never once heard it used another way.

If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

This person gets it.

If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time.

If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time. (lemmy.zip)
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wilma and fern - cloud town fantasy (demo) (youtu.be)
 

Started a new band with my friend.

I swear to god I haven't seen a raisin in like 15 years. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I find this response good and funny.

Also not to make it weird but I haven't been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn't even thought about that part. πŸ˜…

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I swear to god I haven't seen a raisin in like 15 years. (lemmy.zip)
What year did white people start twerking in earnest? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It hasn't.

What year did white people start twerking in earnest? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip -2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

"nostupidquestions" and I asked a question and got downvoted hard. Guess this place I have been interested in is not that different than reddit.

i used to scrupulously edit my spelling and grammar mistakes online, but now i keep them because they prove I'm human. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Absolutely not.

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All of the most celebrated literary works for like a thousand years are talked about like... (lemmy.zip)
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"Wow this person is a genius for pointing out how we are doing society incorrectly. How could anyone have guessed at this over and over again for centuries? We should teach this to our children in school and then absolutely savage them as adults for believing it."

In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I've never paid attention to SCP stuff, but it seems like a perfectly cromulent word.

In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I figured people might bring up specific songs in the comments. I don't necessarily expect anyone to have the same experience with particular songs, but I personally don't think I can ever again listen to "Flirted With You All My Life" by Vic Chesnutt without serious consequences.

In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

Oh hell yeah I love bands that aren't very good. Love em so much ive even been in a few.

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In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard. (lemmy.zip)
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If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time. (lemmy.zip)
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In my experience men who hate women are are the things they say they hate about women. (lemmy.zip)
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Inside you there are two wolves. One is how much cops suck. The other is how funny it is to watch sovereign citizens get arrested. (lemmy.zip)
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I prefer wet humor (lemmy.zip)
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If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin. (lemmy.zip)
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Nothing good ever happens in a ravine. (lemmy.zip)
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