lemmycdatass

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I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

White enough to post this though... ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Shelob is still suckin' in c/lotrmemes@midwest.social
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

2x2 or 3x2 (rXc) They seem to be genuinely enjoying the moment.

Really 2x2 though. Being held, and by him, in the moment would be transcendent.

Nice Gloves in c/bodypaint@lemmynsfw.com
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Darth Fireball Candy cuz I want to lick but it will burn

Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. Can you? How does OP know this about 1000 civilians? Don't get me wrong. Fuck the Israeli government and it's indiscriminate murder, but also fuck the lies. Speak truth.

Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 months ago

Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.

hmmm in c/hmmm@lemmy.world
Droop your perfect name for her in c/aigen@lemmynsfw.com
We can do better. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

Complaining isn't a right, it's a privilege, which I will demonstrate now. Your comment made my eye twitch due to its asininity. Good day sir, madam, or theydom.

It doesn't exist once you step out of the shower in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it's there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

Bet there's a real story like this out there somewhere in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago

"Me" shouldn't be allowed to do adult things

Bet there's a real story like this out there somewhere in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago

Oh, "mushrooms", ya those be enlightening

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