sinematic

joined 5 months ago
[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Type shit that happens to me when I earn my own money

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must be stupid or something but if they were ice cubes wouldn't they melt before you get home

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Grand Theft Game there. What a fucking joke.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Excellent argument. However, I can't count.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Holy shit you solved my life there

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Just a little thought for my professors who overuse AI. Thanks guys for eating the tokens.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Thank god they're only niche packages, right?

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a french dude I really have no clue what Americans have as references.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago (13 children)

I don't get it, what's with the amazon delivery?

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Routin' on dat biatch till my nMAP dies from exhaustion

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